The Starmeroids banner: Tac, a realistic black cat with amber eyes and a small white chest patch, sits in front of a distressed red five-pointed star on a black background, beside the white brush-style words ‘The Starmeroids’.

Chamber Records

Music

Chamber Records is the record label of The Starmeroids. The releases are real. Everything else about it is not.

Not My Problem

He’s Under Control · Not My Problem · Spurs — Pragmatically Boring · The Ice Is Thin, Sir Keir · Order — Now’s Not The Time · Starmer Unleashed · Frankly Worth It · One Gone — Not Enough · One Gone, Who’s Next · U Turn Me Round · Subject to Review · If Only You’d Just Fuck Off · Absolute Cunt Of A Year

Songs from the Tatras

Released so far: Postcards from Poprad · Postcards from Poprad – Live at Noon · It Wasn’t Even Dave’s Fault · Pirate of the Airwaves

The Dark Department

Released so far: I Wasn’t Told · Resign Sir Keir Starmer · Will He Still Be There on Friday · He’s Gone

The Art of the Meltdown

Released so far: Sworn in the USA

Standalone singles

Where’s the Clacton Man? · Clacton Man

Later release: When the Sea Began to Sing, catalogue number TAC-SIGNAL64.

CHAMBER RECORDS, THE SOUNDTRACK TO THE WAITING ROOM.